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Imagine if all of Japan was still as isolated as North Korea today and only the Netherlands still trading with them, I would think that they'll still carry tanegashima matchlocks and Nepalese sniders with them in present wars and shit their pants in fear once the M249 or Metal Storm-based weaponry shows up against them. But if a school was isolated from the rest of the world and its students were never taught about the common man's life, they would question EVERYTHING the common man has to do, except that I'm a common man and I don't do many things that common people would do, save for making little 5 year olds cry in the internet and masturbating to girls who love doing it anal - I'll check on Hotkinkyjo later. Although that would make me isolated like Old Sarum was built on Iceland, the poor bastard of this series had to teach them the ways of the other world. That is, bringing a Dutch medical book to a country that has only ever heard of Chinese medicine and making an autopsy on a dead criminal to see the difference, and show proof of it.

The poor bastard in question is Kimito Kagurazaka, commoner and self-proclaimed gay faggot who loves muscular men and get fucked in the ass by them because he doesn't want to get castrated by his personal maid, although she could have given him something else like, you know, a condom or a chastity belt. Aika Tekunbashi is a Categories 2 and 3 subtypes 1, 5 & 23 girl AKA an idiotic, shy, energetic, tsundere lady. Reiko, however, has similar personalities from Lilly from Katawa Shoujo, and I like Lilly because she's rich, blind, and a pervert. In fact, Reiko and the rest of the girls get to eat celebrity food while Kimito's only stuck with cup noodles and other boring meals that I could pick up from Dianne's Carinderia or 9eleven. Hakua is some loli genius who writes formulas and equations on any surface while stripping herself naked, probably a new entry to Danica McKellar's Hot X: Algebra Exposed book. And then Karen, who was last seen from Spongebob as Plankton's wife, is now reincarnated as the descendant of a samurai and bears the power of 30 samurai heores (or a fully loaded Merkava) but was defeated by Kimito's penis. To understand this imagine facing a battalion of armored jeeps by yourself, drop your underpants, spin your willy in front of the aforesaid battalion and the jeeps spontaneously explode. That is how Kimito's penis do.

Now the story is quite funny, but the female-to-male violence is not funny to me anymore, probably the consequence of watching too much of Toradora. The scenes in this manga that I find funny are the scenes where Kimito has to say that he's gay to keep himself from getting castrated, Kimito toys with Aika's stupidity, Hakua's adorability, and Karen's failure in slaying even the weakest of all commoners. I don't know what Karen has against commoners or perverts, I could see she's being a fucking hypocrite, and I hate hypocrites despite the fact that I find Yahtzee Croshaw's Zero Punctuation reviews involving hypocrisy funny, probably because he's willing to get his character's ass kicked in his own reviews. As stated earlier, I hate how Miyuki, Kimito's maid, doesn't think of giving the dude a chastity belt or weld a condom to his dick instead of cutting his balls off, probably a sign of how stupid she is. I know that Kodi had his balls cut off sometime in life, but a man needs to keep his family's lineage existing. This is why Kimito should have fucked his girlfriend years ago, back when they were kids. Sorry for the obscure loli x shota hentai reference there.

The art style's quite nice. It's fun to see colored pages in certain chapters of this manga, and how I can just skip boring dialogues and still get how the story goes.

So Symin sample is a manga that appeals to people who want to be in a harem that has strict rules. Hell I find this form of harem much more better than most other ones, since they would risk the man have sex with the girls if they have to rely on their own moral values instead of rules with brutal forms of punishment. The manga itself has made a set of rules to keep the girls' chastity intact but they could have given the girls emergency contraceptive pills or put the school in an Iron Curtain, but that risks the school into looking like a fucking prison. If I were to design the school, I would suggest building something like Old Sarum or Dubrinvik's walls to make the girls think that they're like princesses, but NO, that will make some of the girls inside look like a harem of princesses calling a prince or a white knight to save them, then allowing the aforesaid prince or knight or the Norwegian Pedophile Group to ejaculate on their face as a sign of thanks. So what is the best recommendation? I'll say make the school take place in an island surrounded by clockwork sharks or something. Or a portal to some dream world full of cute, girly man-eating demons.
  • Mood: I Have To Pee
  • Listening to: Korn - Somebody Someone
  • Reading: TouhouWiki
  • Watching: Sho Ko
  • Playing: Kantai Collection
  • Eating: Sinigang baboy
  • Drinking: Kopiko 3 in 1
The Goodwill train that I sent to the land where this anime lives suddenly overloaded with liquid shit and liquid shit maintenance. I would humbly say that the first Rozen Maiden is the best, and it's usually the first ones that are the best, much like the Army Men series. It all began when Jun Sakurada found a note in one of the magical items he bought from the internet, and he chose to wind without understanding what the fuck it meant. That single event changed the course of his life as sex doll model 316 A a bisque doll inside a fancy suitcase (that I would be willing to bring with me to college and plant plastic bombs in the Ministry of Defense) has appeared in his bedroom for some magical reason, much like the same reason why women in doujin hentai survive being fucked in the ass by horses. Key on back, wind up doll, doll starts walking towards Jun, Jun gets slapped on the face, his seaweed sister's probably outside already. And after kissing the doll's ring, she draws his energy, somehow, and uses it to fight that clown with knives. If that was Tricky he would wield a traffic sign and rip Jun's head off, ending the entire series in one fucking episode. One that I would be willing to see in Traumend because its ending is disappointing and confusing as fuck.

The first Rozen Maiden was an average to me - it just has good visuals and a catchy soundtrack that is superior for its time, hell it's 2 years older than Chokotto Sister, and Chokotto sister reached top 2 in my most favorite anime/manga series of all time. What I like in a good anime is a story that is unique and unusual from the rest, not adding expensive rocks and make them bling like a fucking Rolex. Rozen Maiden's story is not the best because Peach-Pit only knows about making something look good and appealing to children and that's it. What Peach-Pit needs is a good story writer, and I can say that they should hire one instead of relying with only their best friend, because that's like saying that you love eating Bicol Express while it's the reason why you got a burning ass and a rectal prolapse. The first Rozen Maiden has good reviews and is said to be the best in the series. Traumend, the second in the series, has a B++ prelim, a pasang awa midterm, and a big red F in finals. The third one, which I will review next time, is made entirely out of shit and is served with anthrax coffee and cyanide candy.

Does it look good? Yes. The animation's very well done for its time and I could say that it's superior to Chokotto Sister's. The characters are very well designed and it's the reason why it compensates for its shitty story. Kanaria's now my most favorite out of all the dolls because 1, she acts like Cirno, and 2, she uses a violin that can crush rocks and send even the entire Matsumoto castle flying in mid air to Geneva, probably crushing Rolex HQ in the process. The fight scenes are still good enough to tolerate and I would question why Jun wouldn't just grab Barasuishou, remove all her limbs, place her in a coffin and request the local morgue for a cremation. What, it's expensive? 5 words - I don't give twenty fucks, which cuts us to the story section of the series.

Whoever was writing the story for Rozen Maiden should use THEIR FUCKING HEADS. If you think that dolls should fight because they believe it's the only way to gain their father's love and become their father's lover, thus giving an Electra complex to the series, I would despair why Jun shouldn't just make his doll win by, I dunno, smashing their enemy's heads against concrete walls. It's because they let their emotions decide what to do, instead of, you know, their heads. This is probably why females tend to make their characters in their story use their personal feelings to decide what to do, which makes it the most frustrating thing in drama. And that's why I hate drama - every fucking protagonist is a stupid feeler that makes their decisions 20 times worse because they never think about the outcomes and what possibilities they might do, because they prefer to sacrifice themselves instead of someone I don't give a shit about. Also, what I noticed from the story is that the dramas seem forced. The story of the anime starts relying on cliches to live and that's why it died in the end, because it drank mercury instead of milk thistle.

Maybe I should review something not related to the rest - okay, then - The music's fucking recycled. I know, it's really good in the first anime, but that doesn't mean we should reuse them, because we expect something new from a sequel, not use the same shit over and over again and expect positive feedback! Actually, that worked for the Dark Souls series, but only because they actually add something new that is good and keep the good stuff with them, and take away things that might hinder its purity. Peach-Pit fails to recognize that and rely on getting the delicious sorbet called Rozen Maiden, take a big shit on it, and push it to our face saying "look, now there's more scoops! Give us cash", which pretty much summarizes what I believe they did.

All I can say is that Rozen Maiden can be compared to handing someone a gold ingot covered in shit and cleaning it with a rag soaked in their saliva. It's good in certain parts and smells like shit in the rest. The sequels that follow make it only worse, and any attempts to revive it from the dead might as well end up with praying to Satan until Peach-Pit dies from insanity, unless they actually use their brains and the power of science to bring this once mighty species back to not being extinct. If they do still rely on spawning Satan to do their bidding, the fourth sequel might end up like Jason X, where Suigintou and Shinku join forces to fight Laplace demon in the ISS after Hades gives Jun a NASA ticket that happens to be in Hell.
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: The Speaks - High
  • Reading: Technology gap
  • Watching: Just do it!
  • Playing: Base Wars!
  • Eating: More sultamicillin
  • Drinking: my nose is burning, was it the benzalkonium
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Imagine if all of Japan was still as isolated as North Korea today and only the Netherlands still trading with them, I would think that they'll still carry tanegashima matchlocks and Nepalese sniders with them in present wars and shit their pants in fear once the M249 or Metal Storm-based weaponry shows up against them. But if a school was isolated from the rest of the world and its students were never taught about the common man's life, they would question EVERYTHING the common man has to do, except that I'm a common man and I don't do many things that common people would do, save for making little 5 year olds cry in the internet and masturbating to girls who love doing it anal - I'll check on Hotkinkyjo later. Although that would make me isolated like Old Sarum was built on Iceland, the poor bastard of this series had to teach them the ways of the other world. That is, bringing a Dutch medical book to a country that has only ever heard of Chinese medicine and making an autopsy on a dead criminal to see the difference, and show proof of it.

The poor bastard in question is Kimito Kagurazaka, commoner and self-proclaimed gay faggot who loves muscular men and get fucked in the ass by them because he doesn't want to get castrated by his personal maid, although she could have given him something else like, you know, a condom or a chastity belt. Aika Tekunbashi is a Categories 2 and 3 subtypes 1, 5 & 23 girl AKA an idiotic, shy, energetic, tsundere lady. Reiko, however, has similar personalities from Lilly from Katawa Shoujo, and I like Lilly because she's rich, blind, and a pervert. In fact, Reiko and the rest of the girls get to eat celebrity food while Kimito's only stuck with cup noodles and other boring meals that I could pick up from Dianne's Carinderia or 9eleven. Hakua is some loli genius who writes formulas and equations on any surface while stripping herself naked, probably a new entry to Danica McKellar's Hot X: Algebra Exposed book. And then Karen, who was last seen from Spongebob as Plankton's wife, is now reincarnated as the descendant of a samurai and bears the power of 30 samurai heores (or a fully loaded Merkava) but was defeated by Kimito's penis. To understand this imagine facing a battalion of armored jeeps by yourself, drop your underpants, spin your willy in front of the aforesaid battalion and the jeeps spontaneously explode. That is how Kimito's penis do.

Now the story is quite funny, but the female-to-male violence is not funny to me anymore, probably the consequence of watching too much of Toradora. The scenes in this manga that I find funny are the scenes where Kimito has to say that he's gay to keep himself from getting castrated, Kimito toys with Aika's stupidity, Hakua's adorability, and Karen's failure in slaying even the weakest of all commoners. I don't know what Karen has against commoners or perverts, I could see she's being a fucking hypocrite, and I hate hypocrites despite the fact that I find Yahtzee Croshaw's Zero Punctuation reviews involving hypocrisy funny, probably because he's willing to get his character's ass kicked in his own reviews. As stated earlier, I hate how Miyuki, Kimito's maid, doesn't think of giving the dude a chastity belt or weld a condom to his dick instead of cutting his balls off, probably a sign of how stupid she is. I know that Kodi had his balls cut off sometime in life, but a man needs to keep his family's lineage existing. This is why Kimito should have fucked his girlfriend years ago, back when they were kids. Sorry for the obscure loli x shota hentai reference there.

The art style's quite nice. It's fun to see colored pages in certain chapters of this manga, and how I can just skip boring dialogues and still get how the story goes.

So Symin sample is a manga that appeals to people who want to be in a harem that has strict rules. Hell I find this form of harem much more better than most other ones, since they would risk the man have sex with the girls if they have to rely on their own moral values instead of rules with brutal forms of punishment. The manga itself has made a set of rules to keep the girls' chastity intact but they could have given the girls emergency contraceptive pills or put the school in an Iron Curtain, but that risks the school into looking like a fucking prison. If I were to design the school, I would suggest building something like Old Sarum or Dubrinvik's walls to make the girls think that they're like princesses, but NO, that will make some of the girls inside look like a harem of princesses calling a prince or a white knight to save them, then allowing the aforesaid prince or knight or the Norwegian Pedophile Group to ejaculate on their face as a sign of thanks. So what is the best recommendation? I'll say make the school take place in an island surrounded by clockwork sharks or something. Or a portal to some dream world full of cute, girly man-eating demons.
  • Mood: I Have To Pee
  • Listening to: Korn - Somebody Someone
  • Reading: TouhouWiki
  • Watching: Sho Ko
  • Playing: Kantai Collection
  • Eating: Sinigang baboy
  • Drinking: Kopiko 3 in 1

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IceBluu Featured By Owner 5 hours ago  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha Girom I just found a good anime and it's name is touhou anime project xD (seriously)

It just released now as in now.
The day I commented this the anime got released with sub's xD
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IceBluu Featured By Owner 5 hours ago  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
DA fuk am I doin... The mobile DA is so hard to use S:
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IceBluu Featured By Owner May 27, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Yo  Girom about your mermaid

Its dead

ok bai
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GiromCalica Featured By Owner May 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
... ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
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BlueSnowAngel24 Featured By Owner May 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Huehuehue

no
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GiromCalica Featured By Owner May 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't remember if IceBluu and BlueSnowAngel24 is one and the same.
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IceBluu Featured By Owner May 27, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
HEH I forgot to do it :9
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GiromCalica Featured By Owner May 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
And your college... ?
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bantuatha Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015  Student Artist
Happy Birthday!
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