Name: Girom Christian N. Calica
Mental Status: Slowly eaten by Japan.
Religion: Agnostic Catholic
Abilities: Any martial art I see, original and unoriginal humor, idea, improvisation, tactical combat, survival, little to no concern about others' emotions just for the sake of saving mankind from destruction
Immunities: French taunting, dirt, nerd hell, boring classical music, solitude, blasphemy to my religion, trolls, Equestria Girls, emotion, mercy, money, loneliness
Weakness: boredom, my mom, living cockroaches, Justin Bieber's "Baby", loudness, being too annoying, physical education, porn (yeah thanks, Pyruvate), young anime girls with their squeaky voices, young anime girls wearing short skirts and using guns (yeah thanks, Upotte)
Intelligence: Mix of FUBAR and Extreme
Primary Armament: My fists, knees, elbows, shins, feet, butts, forehead, etc.
Secondary Armament: The bolo knife inside my bedroom
About: I am an artist who sketches because of my boredom's will. Being a Spanish-Taiwanese, I am both European and Asian, but mostly Asian. I have known the meaning of life and death and what "wise" even is, although I might be too much of a philosopher for a guy with some minor autism issues. Speaking of autism, I hate and WILL hate being compared with another idiot and stating that I am friends with him/her, only if their conditions are 3 times worse than mine. Speaking of hate, I also don't like smartasses who tend to over-correct everything about me or anyone else, unless it be me who over-corrects (lol).
Oh, and if you're a religious extremist... God isn't real.
ROBLOX ACCOUNT: steathscope, EngagedUser, CrescentMare
==ART COMMISSIONS (Closed due to maintenance)==
Pencil sketch - free
Pencil sketch w/ background - 5 points
Pencil sketch, shaded/shadowed - 5 points
Pencil sketch, shaded/shadowed w/ background - 25 points
Pen (black) - 45 points
Pen (color) - 90 points
Pen (either colored or black) w/ environment - 96 points
Comic (pencil) - 50 points
Comic (pen, black) - 120 points
Comic (pen, colored) - 135 points
Digital sketch - 25 points
Digital w/ background - 50 points
Digital w/ gradients - 55 points
Digital w/ background and gradients - 73 points
Digital comic, plain - 30 points
Digital comic w/ background - 50 points
Digital comic w/ color - 45 points
Digital comic w/ color and background - 125 points
Digital comic w/ color, background and gradients - 300 points
A 45m scaled Saint Benedict Medal sculpture - an RV, and one gram of Unobtainium
1. Thou shalt not request for pornographic commissions, but boobs are accepted.
2. Remember #1, or thou art shalt smite thee with thine pickaxe.
3. Anything related to JB must be incinerated immediately.
4. Don't expect me to draw it immediately for you, I am always busy with things not related to this.
6. Rule number 5 is nonexistent.
7. Give thee a source, or giveth me thine reference.
8. Make sure it ain't too hard to draw, or I shalt die of laziness.
9. If you don't like the result, you can try editing it yourself, I shall re sketch it.
10. Commissions involve mainly ponies, but everything else can do, as long as it's not my worst nightmare.
11. If the commission involves sex, uh... Fuck it.
12. If thy commission contains something REALLY fucked up, thou art shalt do so for you, for thou artist hast been fucked up either.